Disclaimer

Before we go any further in our blogscapades, a disclaimer is useful.

We do not hate girls. Girls are awesome. In fact, if girls weren't around, we wouldn't be either. We think very highly of women. I personally know some very smart, strong, beautiful, and kind women.

Unfortunately for these women, we just happen to be very cynical men. Thus, while we notice and are jealous of the many wonderful attributes they possess and display, we also notice, and can't help but comment on, the failings of women the world over (I like commas). Being the cynical men we are, we apply these failings to the individual women we know. Sometimes, indeed many times, this leads to erroneous impressions.

We apologize for, but are in no way responsible for, these misunderstandings.